Here's the current cover of Seattle Weekly. It's a parody of last month's Rolling Stone cover featuring a heavily re-touched Snooki. I guess I unretoughed her. Or something. That's David Brooks on the back of the rocket trying to hang on. Poor David Brooks. Such a nice man.
I guess I'm counting on the good folks at Rolling Stone to have a good sense of humor. They must, seeing as how they put the Snook on the cover in the first place.