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        <title>Obamamania</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obamania cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;It seems that most of the interesting projects that have flown through the studio this year come with the provision that I sign an oath of omerta until a grand public unveiling. The problem is that after years of doing this professionally, once a job is completed and delivered I&amp;rsquo;m on to the next and I seldom look back. So it was a nice surprise when my friend Mark Penta emailed me a photo of this book cover that I finished months ago. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cherlynne Li art directed and just let me do my thing. I hope the book sells well in spite of that.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obamania final sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obamania sketch2.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/ObamaniaThumbnails.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obamafied detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>George Carlin</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Carlin.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;For better or worse I received a good part of my philosophical education through comedians when I was growing up.&amp;nbsp; In his early days, George Carlin was best known for his &amp;ldquo;7 dirty words&amp;rdquo; routine, which was quickly committed to memory by anyone who heard it. When I was a kid, I couldn&amp;rsquo;t for the life of me remember the date of any important historical event but those 7 words were instantly burned into my cerebral cortex. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m hoping they will be my last words.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In his later years Carlin evolved into more of an apocalyptic philosopher who still threw in a fart joke while ruminated on the absurdity of a loving, caring God. I think he referred to the Big Guy as &amp;ldquo;The invisible man in the sky who will damn you to eternal hell and flames to suffer forever if you break any of his rules&amp;hellip;.but he LOVES you&amp;rdquo;. Or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;Carlin was also the narrator for the &amp;ldquo;Thomas the Train&amp;rdquo; tv show. I got a huge kick out of that when my kids used to watch it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My brothers and I used to listen to a lot of comedy albums as kids. Looking back, the ones that stuck were, in particular order:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George Carlin &amp;ndash; Class Clown&lt;br /&gt;Richard Pryor &amp;ndash; That N-&amp;lsquo;s crazy&lt;br /&gt;Steve Martin _Wild and Crazy Guy&lt;br /&gt;Bill Cosby &amp;ndash; Wonderfulness&lt;br /&gt;Cheech and Chong &amp;ndash; Big Bambu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, here&amp;rsquo;s to Carlin. I hope the invisible man in the sky has a spot for him.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Grand Theft Auto</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/8.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;One of the most provocative pieces of writing I&amp;rsquo;ve come across recently was a&amp;nbsp; New York Times review of the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. It was the first time I&amp;rsquo;ve been asked to consider a video game as a legitimate work of art, in the same vein as motion pictures or literature.&amp;nbsp; And here I was, just thinking it was about killing, raping, and all sorts of until now unimagined mayhem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ll say up front that my video game exposure in the last 25 years has been limited to getting my tail kicked by my kids on their Wii, and wondering how the hell to turn a Nintendo DS off so that it would stop&amp;hellip;that&amp;hellip;music. Still, reading&amp;nbsp; the Times GTA review made me feel as though the train for pop culture&amp;rsquo;s future was leaving the station and I hadn&amp;rsquo;t bought a ticket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A couple of months ago Chuck Klosterman wrote in Esquire about never having read any of the Harry Potter books and never intending to. What concerned him was the thought that he was willingly letting a generational gap open up between where he stood and those who had read the books. His point was that from here on out, the people who read the books would integrate the ideas and catch phrases into everyday life, and he wouldn&amp;rsquo;t even know that he wasn&amp;rsquo;t &amp;ldquo;getting it&amp;rdquo;.&amp;nbsp; He seemed to be at peace with the idea of not being in on whatever joke these kids are playing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel the same with video games. To me, it&amp;rsquo;s just a bunch of noise, killing, and bad behavior. But when you look at the numbers &amp;ndash; Grand Theft Auto IV has claimed two entertainment industry sales records, posting the best ever single-day and seven-day sales totals for a computer game. Last year&amp;rsquo;s Halo 3 sold $300 Million it&amp;rsquo;s first week. That makes your typical Hollywood blockbuster opening look like peanuts. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But is it or can it be art? I don&amp;rsquo;t even know what art is most of the time, so yeah, sure, it&amp;rsquo;s art. What I do know is that this is a huge industry that is only going to grow in the years to come. If I were a young artist getting out of school and blinking in the harsh bright daylight of the professional world, I&amp;rsquo;d seriously consider the possibility of killing, carjacking, and drugging my way to a career.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2008-04-09T14:59:55+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Original Sin</title>
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        <description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;I posted this yesterday, but then had second thoughts. I assumed that after hanging out there for most of the day with no comments, that maybe it's not possible to talk about the topic of originality of style in illustration and art without bringing up specific personalities. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;I'm not interested in outing anybody here. I am interested in the idea of where we come from as artists, and where that stops and where we begin. It's a murky line for me, I'll admit. I think of it like accents: You grow up in a place, surrounded by certain people, chances are you'll kind of look and sound like people from that region.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Every industry has its ripe armpit. I&amp;rsquo;m sure that for accountants, it&amp;rsquo;s the second set of books that &amp;ldquo;nobody&amp;rdquo; keeps. For athletes, it&amp;rsquo;s performance enhancing drugs. For us artistes, it&amp;rsquo;s originality of style.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When illustrators get together, one of the favorite gossip subjects is who&amp;rsquo;s ripping who off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the best of worlds, it goes like this: There is a Great Artist. The Great Artists dies. Years later, a clever art student discovers the Great Artist&amp;rsquo;s work and, like a child with a Batman costume, tries it on and doesn&amp;rsquo;t take it off until he either outgrows it, or he&amp;rsquo;s shamed into wearing his own clothes by the taunts and jeers of his peers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To continue the analogy, the problem arises when the student does not look to the graveyard of Great Artists Past, but to the coatroom, lockers, and lunchboxes of his own classmates. Taking the clothes, eating the lunch, and passing in the homework of your classmates might get you a gold star form an oblivious teacher, but once that recess bell rings, you can count on a very rough reception at the jungle gym.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, how many of us are Originals? That&amp;rsquo;s a rhetorical question. None of us are. But it&amp;rsquo;s clear to see who has made the effort to hammer out their own bivouac on the cliff, and who is getting a free piggyback ride. I freely admit that I picked my way to where I am by using one person&amp;rsquo;s foothold here, another person&amp;rsquo;s handhold there. If I&amp;rsquo;ve reached any summit, I had a looong line of sherpas who got there before I did. Same goes for the rest of us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you&amp;rsquo;re not familiar with my work or those I owe a great debt to, here are some names: Mort Drucker, Jack Davis, Chris Payne, Gottfried Helnwein, Sebastian Kruger, Andrew Wyeth, Pat Oliphant, Vermeer, Caravaggio, and many many more. There are probably times when I cough up too big a chunk of one or more of these great artists work, but it&amp;rsquo;s never by design, and I&amp;rsquo;m always surprised by it, though I shouldn&amp;rsquo;t be. And when I do, I&amp;rsquo;m humbled by how far short I&amp;rsquo;ve fallen, and the idea of making my own way becomes that much more attractive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We&amp;rsquo;re fortunate being artists. Each day we have another chance at expressing ourselves as ourselves. It seems like such a missed opportunity to use the short time we have here to sing someone else&amp;rsquo;s song, in someone else&amp;rsquo;s voice.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2008-04-04T16:52:23+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Peace!</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/large_peace_symbol.gif&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Today is the 50th anniversary of the peace symbol. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gerald Holtom originally designed it for the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament.&lt;br /&gt;The symbol itself is a combination of the &lt;a title=&quot;Flag semaphore&quot; href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_semaphore&quot;&gt;semaphoric&lt;/a&gt; signals for the letters &amp;quot;N&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;D,&amp;quot; standing for &lt;b&gt;N&lt;/b&gt;uclear &lt;b&gt;D&lt;/b&gt;isarmament. In semaphore the letter &amp;quot;N&amp;quot; is formed by a person holding two flags in an upside-down &amp;quot;V,&amp;quot; and the letter &amp;quot;D&amp;quot; is formed by holding one flag pointed straight up and the other pointed straight down. These two signals imposed over each other form the shape of the peace symbol. In the original design the lines widened at the edge of the circle. (Thank you wikipedia)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We often take iconic symbols like this for granted, but there are a lot of hours and energy put into the creation of something this simple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope Mr. Holtom is getting residuals on this baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace out!&lt;a title=&quot;&quot; href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_symbol#cite_note-CNDlogo-4&quot; /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2008-02-26T15:12:35+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>There Will Be Mud</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/BegginDems.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I'm looking forward to tonight's debate. I've been fascinated at the way Hillary has melted down with each loss to Obama. It seems as though her campaign is throwing the different sides of her personality at us the way a bucket brigade would throw water on a barn fire. I smell futility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;It's also interesting to see how Barack Obama has gained a such a strong following by being a more focused personality, but much murkier policy maker than Hillary. They are two sides of the same coin. Change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;This was a cover for the Providence Phoenix - the Boston Phoenix' offspring. The Boston PHX was my first steady freelance gig. They're fun to work for because I can do pretty much what I want, and the dealines are pretty tight. The work I do for them tends to be more spontaneous than some of my more rendered stuff, and it straddles my cartoonist/illustrator personalities nicely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For this kind of thing, I try not to look at any reference photos if I know the personalities well enough.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obama face.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Hillary face.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Oh, God.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Wittenburg Door Cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Back in the 80's when I lived with my older brother in a little apartment in Boston, one of our preferred leisure activities was to enjoy some of nature's bounty and watch late night televangelists. This was in the Reagan years, so Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority where on the media's radar screen, and Jim and Tammy Fay Baker were kickin' it, doing what they do. Or did. I can't tell you how many times we'd look at each other wide eyed and say &amp;quot;Oh. My. GOD&amp;quot; and burst out laughing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, one person's sucker is another's parishoner I guess. When I got the call to do a piece on Senator Chuck Grassley's investigation into the &amp;quot;Grassley Six&amp;quot; - a select group of televangelsts who are suspected of - get ready for it - inappropriate fiscal activity for a nonprofit entity, I said sure, I'd love to get a shot in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;The funny thing about this story is that Grassley himself is a christian right winger who is putting it to these cats because they're ruining the Christian Right Wing name. Okay. At least someone's doing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Sir Edmund Hillary</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sir Edmund Hillary.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man(followed by a footstep by sherpa Tenzing Norgay) to step on the summit of Mt. Everest died yesterday. &lt;br /&gt;He was one of the last of the world's old style adventurers who conquered one of earth's last frontiers. There was no Goretex, cell phones, ladders, or any of the comforts that today's Everest tourists use to assist in their trek up to the top of the world. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been watching the &amp;quot;Everest, Beyond the Limit&amp;quot; show on the Discovery Channel lately and the most amazing part of it is thinking about how the first few people to trek up there could have done it. In the back of my head, I've always wanted to take a stab at Everest. That's nothing more than a purely Walter Mitty kind of thing. As a kid I'd go hiking with my older brother and my father fairly often and he'd tell us about Hillary and Everest. Later on, there was some discussion about actually going and climbing Everest with my father, but really nothing more than that. I regret that we didn't take it further. It's the kind of thing that would be great to look back on. But actually doing it? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was done about 5 years ago. I think it was a killed project. It's one of the last pure paintings I did before going electric.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Bloomberg</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sir Bloomberg.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;This portrait of New York mayor Michael Bloomberg was for a story on how Bloomie has&amp;nbsp; shaken up NYC schools. When I first talked to the art director about the job, it was suggested that I depict &amp;quot;crowds of people running away in terror&amp;quot;. In a panic, I blurted out &amp;quot;Red tape! Red tape&amp;quot;! They went for that instead and for the first time in a few months I got to do a job that involved just one face.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm usually more comfortable throwing tomatoes than spreading rosepetals, but not being 100% sure of the issues surrounding this situation, I was happy to try to make a good looking picture.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Bloomberg detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2008-01-07T16:11:22+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Please don't vote.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Money Hunters.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Are you undecided? Has the presidential campaign just started showing up on your radar? Are you leaning towards Obama because you think it might be nice to finally have a black president, or Hillary because &amp;quot;It's about time a woman was elected president&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you've found yourself in any of these positions and you live in New Hampshire, then please, please, don't vote tomorrow. An ignorant vote is worse than no vote. It's what put our current president in office, and as a result quite a few people have died. Pick up a newspaper and read about that nice looking candidate. Hell, even the internet can provide some information about these folks. But you won't find what you need in the TV listings. This is not a new show that you can tune out of with no consequence. Yes, John Edwards has withstood quite a lot of heartache in his life, and may be in for more. He has a very courageous wife. He has GREAT hair. Do you know where he stands on immigration?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No? Skip this round.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There'll be another soon enough, and you'll know more by then.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, every vote counts(hopefully). Make it an informed one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Artists Against the War</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dead Tie AAW.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Here's my piece for the Artists Against the War show that Steve Brodner has put together. David Flaherty said on his blog that it's such an enormous subject that boiling it all down to one image that sums up how you feel is daunting. I agree. I feel very conflicted about this conflict and I find that I'm against myself half the time, and the rest of the time I&amp;rsquo;m just plain wrong. Don't even ask how the inner dialogue sounds - it ain&amp;rsquo;t pretty. Suffice it to say that there have been some real room clearing brawls up in that melon of mine. I care though, if that counts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After batting around many ideas, I finally settled on the KISS (keep it simple, stupid) approach. I kept asking myself, &amp;quot; How can I hang the deaths of these soldiers, who Bush professes to support, around his neck?&amp;quot; I posted an earlier stab at this a while back, but this is the version that ended up in the show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m also including a peek at some failed attempts to try to get at what I was trying to say. I still don&amp;rsquo;t feel that the image I settled on sums up my feelings as much as it illustrates one aspect of how I feel about this mess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope to see many of you at the opening.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Butcher.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Bush Napolean sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Osama Bush sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2008-01-02T19:06:41+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Gone Baby Gone</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Obit 07.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;2007 ended in an avalanche of work which was based in one of two categories: People who annoyed us, or people who died. At one point I was about to suggest that someone should do an article on people who annoy who should die, but I realized that was a very un-holidayesque idea and just kept my mouth shut. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was done for one of my favorite art directors, Michael Hogue at the Dallas Morning News. In case it&amp;rsquo;s not obvious, this is an obit piece for entertainers who won&amp;rsquo;t be down for breakfast in 2008. Not all of these cats had shuffled offstage when I started,&amp;nbsp; and I tried to resist the urge to wish someone to death simply because they&amp;rsquo;re fun draw.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Snowball piggyback</title>
        <link>http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/index.php?section=comments&amp;article_id=4626</link>
        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/winet pool.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Mid-December, Christmas lights, and the first big snowstorm of the year. It's beautiful, and it makes me feel like a kid again. Would I be a bad father if I took the kids out sledding and then gave them a good lesson in how to pick off cars with snowballs?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/yard.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Me:Bella snow.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Sports Illustrated for Kids</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/SIKids Football cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;When Beth Bugler from Sports Illustrated for Kids called to see if I was available to do a cover for their football issue I just happened to be showing my son how to draw the Patriots logo. The last time I had done a cover for SI Kids was about 7 years ago. Time heals all wounds I guess, and Beth was willing to give it another go. My enthusiasm wasn't diminished one bit when she said that they wanted ALL 32 TEAMS in the NFL represented as players on the cover. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32 people on one page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a rule, I like doing challenging things I've never done before. But 32 big football players crammed into the space below the magazine's logo, beside the headline and over the mailing label? Beth is a pleasure to work with and made it completely painless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I remembered that most of my kid's friend's are SI Kids subscibers and that because of me my kids would be hailed as heroes once the issue came out and everyone knew who's art was on the cover. Or so I thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wrong again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We happen to live in the same small New England town that the New England Patriots play in. The stadium is way over on the other side of town, but this time of year, when all the leaves have fallen, you can see the fireworks go off when something big happens at the stadium. Every Sunday is Halloween around here, with very large grown men wearing costumes of red and blue, in various states of sobriety, doing their best Braveheart imitation.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Behave Yourself.</title>
        <link>http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/index.php?section=comments&amp;article_id=4495</link>
        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Mean Nun.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;My son is scared to death of clowns, and I don't blame him. I get the same feeling when I see nuns. If (!), when I come to the end of the road I end up on the &amp;quot;down&amp;quot; escalator, I have a feeling that it will be cold and populated by clowns, nuns, and reality television, not little red tailed, horny headed devil types. But that's just me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was for Delaware Today. Any time I get to draw a pissed off nun is a good day for me.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>More Drawger Party</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/kanyesaunders.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I thought the 3 hour drive to NYC would be the hard part. Then another 3 hours between the Cross Bronx and the carefully hidden spot for the first (Annual?) Drawger Annual opening threatened to crack me. In the end, it was all worth it. I won't remember everything, or even most of it, but I'll have some scars I can tell lies about. Here are a couple of shots I took. If you couldn't make it this year, you missed something special. I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The drive home at 5 am was ugg-lee.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Blitt White.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Shame</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/AlbumCovers-Journey-Escape(1981).jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I was talking to a friend the other day and somehow the conversation drifted into that dark neighborhood at the corner of Disappointment and Shame. Now these are two very different avenues, even if they look similar at first. While those who dwell on Disappointment are renters, the residents of Shame are the owners of a mortgage that will never be paid in full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I'll step off that metaphor here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got to thinking about my disappointments and&amp;nbsp; those things of which I am truly ashamed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My wasted later teenage years? Disappointed.&lt;br /&gt;My love of 80's metal? Shame. (But I ain't changing - Shout at the devil!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You get the idea. I can justify my love of Journey ( Guitarist Neal Schon turned down a gig as Clapton's rhythm guitarist when he was 17 so he could go on tour with Santana).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think the only times I've really been ashamed is when I knew I could do something and didn't. It's like watching someone steal a part of you and not fighting to get it back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And just so you know I'm giving it my all, I'll admit to liking....no, maybe I won't go that far. Maybe over a beer sometime.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Information Week</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/IW Penguin cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Whenever Mary Ellen Forte from Information Week calls, it sounds like she doesn&amp;rsquo;t think I&amp;rsquo;ll take the assignment. Information Week is, as it&amp;rsquo;s name suggests, a Weekly, and as such, the deadlines are fast and furious, which is my preference. This time around, Mary Ellen mentioned&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;A group of Penguins walking around, going somewhere. And they have to have personality&amp;rdquo;. My first reaction was to kill off most of what might constitute a &amp;ldquo;group&amp;rdquo; of penguins and focus on just one or two, and simply suggest the idea that there are more out there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The focus of the article is where Linux will go next. I&amp;rsquo;d say my biggest challenge here wasn&amp;rsquo;t giving the penguins a personality, but trying to ignore the multitude of penguin personalities that Hollywood had thrown at us in the last couple of years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The penguin is the mascot of the Linux operating system, for those of you who don&amp;rsquo;t know. Apparently, Linux devotees are like Apple users, only geekier, more devoted, and they actually know how a computer works.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/penguinhandsketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Penguin model.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Red Sox Win!</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/unknown-1.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;headline&quot;&gt;So the Red Sox won the World Series last night, sweeping the Colorado Whattayacallits in 4 games. When the Sox won the series in '04 it was like the lancing of a black festering boil that had taken over the region over 86 years. People had been born, lived long lives, and died without ever seeing their beloved Red Sox win a World Series. The way it is now, my kids have seen 2 series victories in their short lives. Don't get me wrong, it's great, but it's not that 3000lb weight off of our collective shoulders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This all got me in a &amp;quot;Careful what you wish for&amp;quot; frame of mind when a friend sent me these photos. This poor(?) little guy chased down a porcupine, caught him, and got what was coming to him. Now, am I saying that sports fans deserve a mouthful of quills? Well, many do, yes indeed. But many don't. I guess my point is that the chase is often just as, if not more, rewarding than the catch. You can insert whatever equivalent platitude suits you here. My main point is damn, winning can really hurt the next day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go Pats!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;headline&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/unknown-2.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Dead Tie</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dead Tie.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;This is something that came out of pieces of sketches that were rejected, or just not chosen, or didn't work for whatever reason. I'd been doodling this image for a couple of months, so in between jobs I thought I'd pick away at it. It's more a product of absent minded drawing while doing something else than hard thinking.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dead Tie detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dead Tie detail2.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Ghosted!</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Ghosted.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Ah, Halloween, the season of ghosts, ghouls, and&amp;hellip; Giving!&lt;br /&gt;Around here, the kids have a Halloween tradition that&amp;rsquo;s right up my alley. It combines juvenile delinquency with kindness. It&amp;rsquo;s called &amp;ldquo;Ghosting&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had never heard of this until my daughter brought the idea home with her a few years ago. Here&amp;rsquo;s how it goes: At night, a bunch of kids go around the neighborhood to their friend&amp;rsquo;s houses, creep up the stairs, quietly place a paper bag in front of the door, ring the doorbell, and then RUN LIKE HELL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The catch is that the paper bag is filled with candy, along with a note that the recipient has been &amp;ldquo;Ghosted&amp;rdquo;. You&amp;rsquo;re supposed to put the sign up on your door so you don&amp;rsquo;t get repeat offenders, but somehow, that sign never seems to stay up for long, and before you know it your doorbell&amp;rsquo;s ringing again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since this is an activity that requires exacting parental supervision, I end up driving the getaway SUV. It&amp;rsquo;s a lot of fun really. We stake out a good out of sight spot, and after the kids do the deed, they come sprinting back to the car, pile in on top of each other, panting, sweating, and screaming &amp;ldquo;GOGOGO! &amp;ldquo;and I lay down some serious rubber getting out of there. The next day at school is the great guessing game of who ghosted whom. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I said, I had never heard of this game in particular, although I have heard stories of a paper bag, dog crap, a match, a doorbell, Mrs. Smith, parents hanging up the phone, and a spanking. Maybe I saw all that in a movie. Maybe not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Traditionally, the tag accompanying the bag o' candy is your basic photocopied, handwritten affair. I thought I'd show up the local moms and show what you can do with a computer and 10 minutes.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>The way I saw it.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Coffee Bush72.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Like many of you, I start the day with the biggest, strongest bucket of coffee I can rustle up. There's a Starbucks up the road and the drive up there is a pleasure. I go past the local farm where the change of season presents itself daily, I get to play &amp;ldquo;beat the crossing guard&amp;rdquo;, and that guy who stands in front of his house pacing and chain smoking all day never let&amp;rsquo;s me down (such dedication!) The early morning joggers, walkers, bikers, and exercisers of all stripes get me inspired to go out and chase them all down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the things I snicker at every morning in a pompous, superior way is the &amp;quot;The Way I See It&amp;quot; campaign that 'Bucky's has printed on their cups. They're all inspirational-ish sayings that you would hear on Oprah if you weren't actually trying to make a living. This morning's was something about warning us not to turn into our enemies in the pursuit of justice. Good point, but I feel like a tool when I get my wisdom from overly sentimental tripe that&amp;rsquo;s printed on a coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;*reprinted from yesterday's edition.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Society of Illustrators entries</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Society Entries.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I'm taking an hour or so from actual work to make my annual donation to the Society of Illustrators in the form of entries for the Annual. I'm getting better about throwing the obvious losers out and I've narrowed it down to only a few pieces. I've been in the show a few times, but more often than not, I get shut out. I'm hoping this year's jury is good and drunk by the time they get to my work so that I can get some work into the show and not feel like a tool for hanging out at the opening in February without having some art hanging on the walls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, we should all just enter a piece under Staake's name so it looks like he cares about this sort of thing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Water Mob</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Water Mob72.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Around these parts we generally have green lawns, kids running through sprinklers on a hot day and such an abundance of water that it seems to just fall from the sky. I&amp;rsquo;m told that it&amp;rsquo;s not like that everywhere though, especially in the Southwest. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was done for a small alternative weekly in Santa Fe &amp;ndash; The Santa Fe Reporter. The story is about how the local authorities have taken to using strongarm tactics against the top ten water use abusers in the area. Angela Moore,&amp;nbsp; the AD, suggested a mob type in a threatening position. Kinking up the hose like he was breaking a leg got the idea of &amp;ldquo;You might want to turn the faucet OFF&amp;rdquo;across. A couple of years ago I told myself that I would no longer do much work for these small weeklies where I got my start, but I&amp;rsquo;m often drawn back by the lure of interesting stories and almost complete artistic freedom. Let&amp;rsquo;s face it, I like working, period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we first moved into our house back in the nineties we had to put a new lawn in, and after spending a few grand on the whole process, I&amp;rsquo;d be damned if I let it all go to waste and not water the sucker. Of course, there were water restrictions in place (even after a record rainfall that spring), and the local inspector happened to drive by while I had the sprinkler going and he gave me a ticket for about $50. So now I NEVER water my lawn.&amp;nbsp; It is mysteriously green though.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Water Mob ref.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>G.M.</title>
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        <title>Adam Rex</title>
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        <description>I believe in shouting out when the subject's worth the shout. I just discovered Adam Rex via Irene Gallo's (excellent) blog. This guy kills me! Great art, and a screwy sense of humor.&lt;br /&gt;I spent the morning laughing and clicking through his website:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.adamrex.com/&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Seeing what you believe, see?</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sean Penn sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;For a long time now I&amp;rsquo;ve wondered why I tend towards exaggeration. It&amp;rsquo;s not an intentional thing, but more a reflexive impulse to underline and emphasize the way I see things. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve tried drawing over projected images a la Norman Rockwell (I used to call this &amp;ldquo;tracing&amp;rdquo;, but there&amp;rsquo;s more to it than that.)&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve tried grid drawing, and the drawing on the right side of the brain thing. To me, things never look quite right until I&amp;rsquo;ve thrown some elbows and pushed the subject around a bit until I get things my way. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I actually see in exaggeration. People look like this to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lou Brooks put it best over on Zina Saunders great portrait of Joe Newton &amp;ndash;&amp;ldquo;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;Same uncanny quality as the great comic book masters. By that I mean, if you begin to deconstruct their drawings, you can easily feel that it's drawn all wrong -- but really, it's oh so right! And moving anything in the drawing around causes it to start to collapse, because it is not a literal interpretation at all, but some weird delightful thing in the wiring between their eye and hand. They just see things incorrectly -- which is really 100% correct.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;Jules Pfeiffer said something or other once (boy, do I gotta paraphrase here) about artists being able to paint the sky red because they already know it's blue... and them there NORMAL people GOTTA paint it blue, because otherwise, everybody will think they're stupid&lt;/span&gt;.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve been enjoying just plain drawing lately, and there are times when I&amp;rsquo;d love to say to an art director that we shouldn&amp;rsquo;t go past the sketch phase, because it won&amp;rsquo;t get any better, it&amp;rsquo;ll just be more &amp;ldquo;finished&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Newsweek  International Edition</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Newsweek cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I have figured out the secret to getting the plum jobs in this business. You want a Rolling Stone cover?&amp;nbsp; Are things a little slow and even a half pager would make you happy? Hey, what about a Newsweek cover?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plan a vacation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even better than that, plan a vacation around a bike race that you&amp;rsquo;ve trained 2 months for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That&amp;rsquo;s right, all you need to do is get all your vacation ducks in a row, pack things up, get all the paraphernalia you need for a weekend of fun/suffering, put one foot out the door, and with your hand on the key that&amp;rsquo;s in the door as you&amp;rsquo;re closing it, stop and listen. Hear that? It&amp;rsquo;s the cash register. Or, as we call it here, the phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was Adolfo Valle from Newsweek International looking for a cover, due the next day.&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;Can you do it&amp;rdquo;? Adolfo asked after giving me the particulars of the gig. I said sure, and saw my weekend evaporate in one syllable. The job itself went so easily that I was starting to worry. I sent the first sketch and Adolfo told me that the editors had no changes at all and go ahead with the final. The piece is about how the European countries are still pro-America despite their misgivings about our leadership at this moment. 24 hours later, I pressed &amp;ldquo;send&amp;rdquo; and off it went.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m lucky to have a family that not only doesn&amp;rsquo;t mind stopping on a dime and changing directions, but enjoys it. We were all excited about this particular job. The only thing that&amp;rsquo;s a drag is that I won&amp;rsquo;t see it on the newsstands. If any of our European or Latin readers see it out there, let me know.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Musical Memories</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Tweedy.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;I don&amp;rsquo;t have a sense of smell. Never have. Sometimes this is good (I changed a lot of diapers when my children were small) and other times it leaves me feeling as though I&amp;rsquo;m missing a critical part of life. For me, that magical link between the olfactory and memory doesn&amp;rsquo;t exist. Remember the smell of cookies baking when you got home from grade school? I don&amp;rsquo;t. How about the smell of your newborn child&amp;rsquo;s skin? Not me. How about that first whiff of Spring in the air on a blustery March day? Nope. I&amp;rsquo;m told that smell and memory are lashed together like King Kong and the Empire State Building, or Ahab and Moby. You smell my drift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;For me, instead of smells being the exit ramp to Memory Lane, it&amp;rsquo;s music. &amp;ldquo;Goodbye Yellow Brick Road&amp;rdquo; by Elton John brings me right back to a nasty bout of insomnia I had for a time when I was around ten years old. &amp;rdquo;You&amp;rsquo;ve Got a Friend&amp;rdquo; by James Taylor puts me back on Nantucket with my mother during the summers when I was younger. I heard the song &amp;ldquo;DOA&amp;rdquo; by Bloodrock recently, and the hair on my arm stood up because that song was the soundtrack to a nightmare I had when I was very young. And yeah, there&amp;rsquo;s &amp;ldquo;Ace of Spades&amp;rdquo; by Motorhead that brings me right back to stage diving at the Channel in Boston and getting knocked out. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every few years I reach the end of the musical cul de sac I&amp;rsquo;m strolling through and it&amp;rsquo;s difficult to make my way out. I usually try to just keep going straight and hack my way through the brush, forcing myself to listen to music I haven&amp;rsquo;t heard before. Or, more likely, I&amp;rsquo;ll try to appreciate a band that all the critics have proclaimed brilliant, but to me, seems anemic. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In 2002, Wilco was that band.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bought Wilco&amp;rsquo;s album &amp;ldquo;Yankee Hotel Foxtrot&amp;rdquo; after reading all the glowing reviews and after a couple of listens I chalked it up to another case of record reviewers having themselves a little joke at our expense. Jeff Tweedy sounded like he had just woken up, the songs were disjointed, and it seemed like there had been a fistfight between the songwriter and the producer and the listening audience somehow got pulled into it and got it&amp;rsquo;s ass kicked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the summer of 2002 I decided to attend the Illustration Academy, which was run by Mark English (and featured, among others, Sterling Hundley) and his son John.&amp;nbsp; The drive from my house near Boston would take about 9 hours, so it&amp;rsquo;s natural that I only remembered to bring one CD. Of course, it was the CD I just described above, so I took it as a chance to make a music appreciation breakthrough on my way to a creative breakthrough. I listened to that damned disc for 9 hours straight, and by the time I got to Richmond, VA, it was starting to grow on me. Of course, when I got there, all ready for 3 uninterrupted weeks of self-improvement, the calls for jobs started flooding in. Good jobs, too. Not just the usual spots that you can toss off over night. So, after a week and a half, I finally gave up and headed for home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now, the Wilco disc had settled in nicely, I knew the words, was used to the idiosyncratic structure of the songs, and I thought the album was brilliant. Happily driving north on 95 on a bright sunny June day, I looked up the road and saw a car silently rolling over. &amp;ldquo;Huh, that&amp;rsquo;s funny, that car&amp;rsquo;s just turning over and over&amp;rdquo; I thought. As I approached, it seemed a little unreal. There were no crashing sounds, no dramatic camera angles, just a one shot 200 yard away view of a non descript car rolling over the median and then coming to a rest on the other side of the road. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the time I pulled up, several trucks had stopped as well. The car&amp;rsquo;s roof was almost flattened, all the windows smashed and the woman who had been driving was staggering around mumbling something about needed to get her CD&amp;rsquo;s. The highway was strewn with debris from the car - cups, candy wrappers clothing,&amp;nbsp; CD&amp;rsquo;s, a sippie cup. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hold on there, I thought. That&amp;rsquo;s what my kids drink from. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I asked the woman, who was now sitting on the road holding her bleeding forehead, &amp;ldquo;Are you alone&amp;rdquo;? She didn&amp;rsquo;t seem to speak English, but she pointed a shaking finger at the back of the car &amp;ldquo;CD!&amp;rdquo; the yelled, very anxiously. &amp;ldquo;CD&amp;rdquo;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shit. Seat? As in &amp;ldquo;child seat&amp;rdquo;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;I looked at the rear end of the car and it&amp;rsquo;s smashed in roof, and perused my fellow bystanders. They were all southern trucker types. Not one of them under 6&amp;rsquo;4&amp;rdquo;, 250 lbs. I felt like a sapling in a redwood forest. No way were they going to fit through that narrow assed slit that used to be a rear window. We were all on the same page though, and without discussion, decided that I was going in. One of the big guys had some sort of metal tool and cleared the remaining safety glass shards from the edges of the opening I&amp;rsquo;d go through with one sweep of his arm. I squeezed through and breathed a sigh of relief when I realized that all that was back there was the usual detritus that&amp;rsquo;s left of your possessions after you roll your car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;I heard someone say &amp;ldquo;Fire&amp;rdquo; quietly ( I couldn&amp;rsquo;t smell smoke) beyond the cramped, wrinkled confines of the car, and started to maneuver my way around to get the hell out of there when I sensed movement. The passenger&amp;rsquo;s side front seat had been pushed back into the back seat. But there was a strange plastic thing between the two. It was vaguely familiar. &amp;ldquo;Hey&amp;rdquo;, I thought, &amp;ldquo;That looks like the bottom of our booster seat at home&amp;rdquo;.&amp;nbsp; I lifted up the front seat and there were these big brown eyes looking blankly up at me. I thought it was a doll at first. Then the eyes blinked. &amp;ldquo;Uh, there&amp;rsquo;s a kid back here&amp;rdquo; I said calmly. I tried to lift him up and out of the space, but he was buckled in pretty tight. &amp;ldquo;He&amp;rsquo;s strapped too tightly, I can&amp;rsquo;t get him loose&amp;rdquo; I called, and almost immediately a huge, tattooed, fleshy arm holding what looked like an even bigger knife came swinging in through the space, flailing blindly. &amp;ldquo;Hey, you&amp;rsquo;re gonna kill me!&amp;rdquo; I yelled. I took the knife and carefully cut the straps holding the little guy into his seat, then gently eased him out, praying he&amp;rsquo;d emerge from his little space all in one piece. After handing the boy out to the many waiting big strong arms, I squeezed my way back through the opening, vaguely aware that there was a smoke taste in my mouth and my eyes were stinging.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stood on the road watching the men bring the boy over to his dazed, bleeding mother and looked at the thick black smoke billowing from under the crinkled hood of what used to be a car. I felt as though I had been watching these events unfold, as opposed to participating in them. As the first responders arrived, I kicked my way through the shattered glass and debris, back to my still running car with it&amp;rsquo;s driver side door ajar and the song &amp;ldquo;I am trying to break your heart&amp;rdquo; playing through the speakers on the other side of the highway, got in, and drove away into the bright June morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A quarter hour or so later, I noticed the steering wheel shaking, and thought, &amp;ldquo;Oh great, the damned car&amp;rsquo;s coming apart&amp;rdquo;. But then I realized the car was fine. It was me that was a little shaky. I called my wife and said to her, &amp;ldquo;I know it&amp;rsquo;s a clich&amp;eacute; and all, but I just pulled a kid from a burning car&amp;rdquo;. She had kind of a &amp;ldquo;Oh, that&amp;rsquo;s nice&amp;rdquo; sort of reaction, which is just about right. It wasn&amp;rsquo;t a big dramatic thing, it was more a case of following events to their logical conclusion without a whole lot of debate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, when I hear Jeff Tweedy&amp;rsquo;s voice now, I think of burning cars, frightened children, and perfect June days.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Hammerin' Hank</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Hank Aaron blog.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;A very wise man once said &amp;ldquo; Bonds is a jerk, a liar, and an ass&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m a little late, but I thought I&amp;rsquo;d honor Barry Bonds surpassing Henry Aaron&amp;rsquo;s all time home run record with a tip the pencil to Hammerin&amp;rsquo; Hank himself. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it&amp;rsquo;s that Hank was of the Ali/ Kennedy/Beatles era of relative innocence that we see him as one of our morally uncontaminated American heroes.&amp;nbsp; It seems easier to put the celebrities of back in the day up on a pedestal. Maybe it&amp;rsquo;s because the media wasn&amp;rsquo;t as voracious in its appetite for fresh blood every day. Maybe the country still believed in itself with the afterglow of World War II still in sight.&amp;nbsp; The truth is, there aren't many people who can hold up under the intense scrutiny we bring to bear, and the image of our old time heroes are akin to the nostalgic way we look back at our childhood, when everything was &amp;quot;better&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; It's all bullshit, of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where was I?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I confess to not knowing much about Aaron past the home runs, the gracious demeanor, and that he was in that first wave a black ballplayers who were finally allowed to play outside the Negro League. While today's pro atheletes are suspected of enhancement through pharmacological alleyways, Aaron was said to have gained his enormous forearm strength by carrying ice blocks with tongs while growing up. However he got to where he was, he sure could hit 'em out of the park.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>I can stop any time I want.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Bike legs.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I swore to myself this summer that I wouldn&amp;rsquo;t get dragged back into bike racing. It&amp;rsquo;s excruciatingly difficult, and an even bigger time hog than blogging.&amp;nbsp; But that&amp;rsquo;s no reason to stop. I think I had just done it well enough to satisfy my irrational competitive urges and it was time to turn my full attention back to work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then around the middle of July I was riding my bike down to the Cape, which is about 95 miles from my house. It usually takes me about 4.5 hours. On this day, I had a strong tailwind and beat my previous best time by almost 30 minutes. With the endorphins flying around my head like mosquitoes at a cookout, I started thinking about my favorite race, the Green Mountain Stage Race, which is held on Labor Day weekend in the mountains of Vermont. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like an alcoholic stopping into the bar for &amp;ldquo;just one drink&amp;rdquo;, I&amp;rsquo;ve found myself face down in a lactic haze of tracking intervals, watts, heartbeats, kilojoules, and time ridden. I can tell I&amp;rsquo;m getting into race shape because riding a bike is just about all I can do. A 4 hour hard ride with 6000 feet of climbing? Sure. Climbing out of the car and up the stairs to my front door? I don&amp;rsquo;t think so. I need to rest and catch my breath in the middle. It&amp;rsquo;s a very specific strength one develops while training to race a bike, to the exclusion of almost all other normal activities. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m not sure what it is about all the pain and suffering, the sweat, snot and bloodshed involved, that keeps me coming back. I often say that if our government put the detainees at Guantanamo through the kind of torture that my friends and I subject ourselves to willingly,&amp;nbsp; Amnesty International would be all over them with valid charges of human rights abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have met some of my favorite people in the world through this sport, so there&amp;rsquo;s that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;rsquo;ve fallen off the wagon completely. Hopelessly. I swear I&amp;rsquo;ll stop after Labor Day and get back to the serious work of working seriously.&amp;nbsp; Just one more race. Really.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Kanye</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Kanye WSJ.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Here's a Kanye West portrait I did for the Wall Street Journal's Pursuits section a few weeks ago. The Pursuits section uses a lot of illustration, and from what I read it's Rupert Murdoch's favorite part of the paper, so I'm hoping the good times will continue to roll for us over there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our own David Bamundo usually assigns art for this particular space, but I think he was off catching up on some much need sleep that week.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Summer Studio</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/5.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s Mid-Summer and I&amp;rsquo;m still having a hard time getting the momentum back after a nice vacation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crickets on the brain let&amp;rsquo;s call it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing I&amp;rsquo;m going to do is going to measure up to what I created several years ago in the back yard anyway. I&amp;rsquo;ll call it the Summer Studio, but really, it's just a great place to chill and relax. Or, as my good friend Tobi&amp;rsquo;s son calls it &amp;ndash; &amp;ldquo;Chillaxin&amp;rsquo;&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We put the pool in back in &amp;rsquo;04 and didn&amp;rsquo;t really budget for the landscaping. After getting an estimate in the tens of thousands for a retaining wall and a few bushes, I thought &amp;ldquo;Okay, I&amp;rsquo;ll be a landscaper this summer&amp;rdquo;. So I recruited my buddy Doug to haul the stones up with (for) me and spent that summer/Fall building the walls and the path. I threw in perennials as I went along. After 3 years I&amp;rsquo;m still tweaking it, but I&amp;rsquo;ve realized that that&amp;rsquo;s what a garden is &amp;ndash; an annual work in progress. I think of it as fireworks in slow motion. The next couple of weeks will be spectacular, and then the slow descent into Fall.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/1.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/2.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/3.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/6.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Pool Before.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Mr. Butch, RIP</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Mrbutch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Mr. Butch F-s motherf-ers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How often do you stumble onto a catchphrase that stays with you for decades? That quote above is what the legendary Mr. Butch, of Kenmore Square in Boston, had scrawled on the back of his trenchcoat, which never left his back, whether it was 90 degrees or 20. When we&amp;rsquo;re stressed, or the jackals are closing in, my wife and I use this as our rallying cry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back in the mid to late 80&amp;rsquo;s I lived in Boston with my brother Kyle in what can only be called drunken squalor. Good times. I was a musician/artist and Kyle was a deadhead. Music and partying were the most important things in life. In the slipstream of that lifestyle came an odd assortment of characters, good and bad, and both.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of them was Mr. Butch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a legendary nightclub in Kenmore Square called the Rathskeller, or the Rat as we all called it. The owner/host was rumored to be a Satan worshipping Aleister Crowley devotee, and was in possession of only half of his tongue. The Police played there before they were big (the place held maybe 200 people, but thousands now claim to have been at that show), as well as any punk band from the 70&amp;rsquo;s through the early 90&amp;rsquo;s.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s the rare homeless person that anyone would actually look forward to seeing, but Mr. Butch was just that. Sure, he&amp;rsquo;d try to bum a few bucks off of you. But he&amp;rsquo;d also be the first to offer you a hit off his joint, a beer if he had more than one, or access to any illicit substance that was in his power to offer. Aside from all that he was a lot of fun to just stand around and bullshit with. He was an entertainer, whether with a guitar or just a story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was not a horrible guitar player, eschewing technique for heart. I could have learned from this. He fronted one or two nasty little punk bands, opening for a handful of national acts at the Channel and the Rat. I remember one time at a Motorhead show he was crowd surfing and got tossed up on stage and Lemmy did not give Mr. Butch the customary kick in the head. Respect. Word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now this is all gone. I&amp;rsquo;m no longer chasing the music and I live a healthy, clean lifestyle.&amp;nbsp; The Deadheads have disbursed and god-fearing Kyle lives in Kentucky. The building that housed the Rat was leveled for a high falootin&amp;rsquo; hotel. The Channel is gone. Mr Butch is dead from injuries received in a scooter accident. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Boston was gone long ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Better to burn out than to fade away Brother! I&amp;rsquo;ll have one for my homie.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Doug Marlette</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/410w.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;The Pulitzer Prize winning editorial cartoonist Doug Marlette died yesterday in a car accident. I didn&amp;rsquo;t know Doug well enough to call him a friend, but I had met him several times back when I was an excited, idealistic editorial cartoonist. He was always very supportive and encouraging to the younger guys who would love to have had his job. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doug&amp;rsquo;s cartoons were powerful and to the point. There was not a lot of superfluous detail in either the drawing or the writing. In fact, he did what he did so well that it was easy for a young aspiring cartoonist to mistake what Doug did as being effortless. That&amp;rsquo;s the sign of someone hitting on all cylinders: When you can make someone who has no idea how you do it think &amp;ldquo;I could do that&amp;rdquo;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The editorial cartoonist is quickly becoming as common as the blacksmith, with about as much importance and relevance. With his passing, Marlette leaves open a spot that may not be filled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>The Cannibal</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Eddy color.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;I used to just sit on my bike, weeping in pain&amp;rdquo; &amp;ndash; Eddy Merckx&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Babe. Michael. Tiger. Lance. Say these names and nobody says &amp;ldquo;&amp;hellip;who&amp;rdquo;? Virtually unknown here in the States but a legend in Europe, Eddy Merckx is the mountain on every bike racer&amp;rsquo;s horizon that none can climb, only pass by in a valley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With over 500 wins in his career, Eddy was nicknamed &amp;ldquo;The Cannibal&amp;rdquo;, for his aggressive style of riding and winning. He achieved 5 Tour de France wins, including 34 stage wins and 96 days in the yellow jersey. He&amp;rsquo;s also the only man ever to win all three jerseys in one Tour (Yellow-Overall leader, Green-Sprint points winner, Polka Dot-Climbers points).He also won the Giro d&amp;rsquo;Italia 4 times, and the Vuelta once. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most impressive for me though, are his Spring Classics victories. While the grand tours (the Giro, the Tour, and the Vuelta) are what most folks associate with bike racing, it is these one day winner take all races that are most exciting. Think of them as the bike equivalent of Ultimate Fighting, and you begin to get the picture. In one season, Eddy won 7 Classics, including the legendary Paris-Roubaix.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With all the doping scandal that infests this beautiful sport, it&amp;rsquo;s hard not to look back at Eddy&amp;rsquo;s dominance and think that maybe he was a pioneer in more ways than one. I prefer to just enjoy the idea that maybe he was just that good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A word about the art:&amp;nbsp; One of the things I enjoy about having a blog is the opportunity to swerve off my usual path on occasion. I like simple drawing as much as I like the more rendered way my work usually appears. I've been an illustrator for many years, and this messing around with different ways to skin a cat is sort of like recess was in elementary school was for me.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-06-25T15:06:25+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Information Week</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Info Week Cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I did this cover for Information Week. The AD was Mary Ellen Forte and Michael Gigante. I like working for them because it seems as though they trust me to do a good job, which makes me want to impress them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For this, a story on how Bill Gates is a ruthless businessman AND one of the most generous philanthropists in the world, Michael suggested that we try to communicate some movement into the piece, like Gates was smiling at us and suddenly turned his head to show us his other side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I took some pictures of myself turning my head so I could see what the blurred motion would look like and then gave it my best shot. I like how it came out. I'm glad it wasn't what I started, which was similar to that Time magazine George Bush(Sr.) man of the year cover many years ago.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Life on the dock.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Liam sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;My mother&amp;rsquo;s house is smack dab on the side of a lake in a quaint little western New England village. She refers to it as SturBuffalo during the harsh winters when the lake has over 2 foot thick ice. But summers there are splendid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The drive out there is just long enough to make you commit to a full day visit, whether anyone likes it or not. Once you&amp;rsquo;re out on her dock with it&amp;rsquo;s small armada of paddle boats, canoes, rowboats, inner tubes and oh yeah, a carbon fiber rowing shell (Mum is a rowing fanatic!) time slows to a crawl, and then before you know it, stops altogether. I can&amp;rsquo;t tell you how many times I&amp;rsquo;ve sat at the end of that dock fishing and floating with my kids for what seems like forever, and at the same time, just a fleeting moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time stands still on the dock and that&amp;rsquo;s the way I like it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&amp;rsquo;s a sketch I did last week of my son Liam, after several hours of swimming and catching fish. Probably the same fish over and over. It looked pretty tuckered out by the end of the day. The routine is usually fish for 10 minutes, swim for ten minutes, then repeat, and repeat&amp;hellip;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;Liam is in the High Summer of his boyhood. His world is all about baseball, riding bikes, drawing, fishing, swimming, and hanging out with his Dad. I realize these days are numbered and the world with its endless fascinations will lead him onto his own exciting path. While I look forward to see what kind of man Liam will become, I&amp;rsquo;ll miss this particular time of his life.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/roastedChestnuts-icon.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Liam sketch detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Belly of the Beast</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/GM1.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s not often that you get to visit a legend, much less hang around with one. It&amp;rsquo;s even less often that you actually get to go and poke around it&amp;rsquo;s insides. But that&amp;rsquo;s what my family got to do last weekend at Fenway Park&amp;rsquo;s famous scoreboard/left field wall &amp;ndash; &amp;ldquo;The Green Monster&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Monster&amp;rsquo;s scoreboard is one of only two manually operated MLB scoreboards in existence today. When you enter the inner workings of the Monster through the secret door on the scoreboard, you feel as though you&amp;rsquo;ve entered an alternate dimension. One second you&amp;rsquo;re out in left field of Fenway Park, sun shining, American flags waving, and the next you&amp;rsquo;re in a dimly lit hallway, half concrete support wall and the other half dark metal wall with sunlight blasting in through slits. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As your eyes adjust to the dull yellow light, you notice that the concrete walls are filthy. Wait, not filthy, just littered with signatures. Thousands of them. You&amp;rsquo;re told that players have been signing the walls here since the park opened. Ted Williams, Carl Yaztremski, Roger Clemens, too many to name and yet you keep recognizing more names the longer you look. It is to baseball what the dressing room at CBGB&amp;rsquo;s was to punk rock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The numbers and team&amp;rsquo;s city names are all painted on sheets of metal that are inserted into their slots from behind. The scorekeeper has been the man behind the Monster for seventeen years now (Aside from being an actual member of the team, it&amp;rsquo;s the most coveted job at the park). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We entered into this amazing little world during batting practice before the game. Barry Bonds was taking his practice swings while we were behind the wall and as we heard about the history of the place and how it all worked, every few sentences were punctuated by the loud POP of the ball hitting the scoreboard. While we all jumped, the scorekeeper and the camera guy hardly noticed. Just the same old sound of a day at work for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn&amp;rsquo;t know if my kids would be impressed with all of this or not, being too young to have the perspective that hard bitten, often disappointed, but always loyal old Sox fans like their parents do. So I was pleasantly surprised when they seemed to have the same sense of awe that I did. And that&amp;rsquo;s when I realized what&amp;rsquo;s so cool about this kind of thing: It takes you back to how you felt when you were a kid, when the world seemed like a huge magical place with secrets that would sometimes reveal themselves. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tried to take a lot of pictures. Many were out of focus. I was disappointed at first, then realized that it&amp;rsquo;s fitting, because the photos will match my kid&amp;rsquo;s memories of this special little treat.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Liam left field.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Coast clear.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Kids Peeking.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/View.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Wall sigs.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dale Sig.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Bella names.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Liam sig.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Kids Boston sign.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Kids monster.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Family Monster.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Fat Guy.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Twilight Fenway.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Tough Guys</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Chouinard detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Chouinard sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There's a train of thought that says we are attracted to our opposites. That must be true because if you crack open any of my sketchbooks you'll find that they're full of Tough Guys. Like this one here, Yvon Chouinard. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yvon is the founder of Patagonia clothing. He started out as a hard core mountaineer, surviving on whatever equipment he could sell out of the trunk of his car. Today, Patagonia is a huge Fortune 500 company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not sure why I like drawing Tough Guys. Maybe it's because I'm lazy and it comes easily to me. Maybe because it gives me a chance to show whatever humble ability I have in a showoffy way without actually showing off. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it's probably because I'm not really a Tough Guy, and it's a chance for me to climb into their skin for a few minutes like a Halloween costume. When I close the sketchbook I'm Peter Parker again, or worse, whoever Aqua Man's alter ego is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I used a photo from Outside mag for reference. The photog is Jim Herrington. Thanks Jim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Ralph Ellison</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Ralph Ellison.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Here's a portrait of Ralph Ellison, author of &amp;quot;Invisible Man&amp;quot;, done for AD Michael Hogue at the Dallas Morning News. Michael suggested that we try to work in the idea of an &amp;quot;Invisible Man&amp;quot; somehow, so I thought that having the head fade in and out of the book's pages might be a good idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the technical side of things, I messed around with some of the charcoal papers and brushes in Painter X, but that program is so slow that it started to drive me crazy. So I finished painting in Photoshop using a bunch of different brushes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the things I like about doing portraits of authors is that I usually get sucked into their work and discover some great writing. I'm embarrassed that I hadn't read this great work before and I'm enjoying it quite a bit.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Ellison sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Ellison Detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Cape Invasion</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/CCISigning8CousinsMarkSigning.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;My buddy Mark Penta just had his first book published. It's called &amp;quot;Cape Cod Invasion&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He had his first book signing this past weekend in Falmouth and he has a whole book signing tour scheduled for the summer. I could be wrong, but I think each stop happens to be near a bikini store. Smart guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The book consists of beautifully rendered scenes of Cape Cod destinations...with UFO's in the background. But there's a catch. You'll have to buy the book to find out what it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm very happy for Mark. I met him somewhere around 1990 when we were both drawing caricatures of the touristas at Quincy Market in Boston. Mark always had a much better disposition for the dealings of public commerce than I did. He's a kind, gentle soul. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So if you're on the Cape this summer, buy the damn book, willya?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Wolfie</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Wolfowitz sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;The thing I find most upsetting in the Paul Wolfowitz saga is that he has a girlfriend. I know that there's someone for everyone and I'm glad that the Wolf Man is gettin' some. But it's like when you were a kid and realized that your parents actually had sex. At least once. I picture Uncle Paulie with his mortician's demeanor putting the moves on and I have to go somewhere else in my mind. Somewhere more pleasant. Iraq, even.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stashing your girlfriend(s) on the payroll is a time honored tradition in politics, but so is getting caught. The Wolfster is a two time loser in this administration, which probably puts him ahead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_______&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll try to do this once in a while until Professor Brodner starts up the summer semester. Until then, don't mess with the substitute teacher.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Jerry Falwell, R.I.P.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Tinky Falwell.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I'd like to say something nice about Jerry Falwell, as he passed from this veil of tears today. So. Um. He sure was fun to draw!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was done a while back, when Rev. Falwell trained his laser vision on the Teletubbies and realized that &amp;quot;Good God in Heaven, that purple one is GAY&amp;quot;. Any day you can put a guy like Falwell in a Tinky Winky suit is a good one.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Say it ain't (Bas)So</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Basso.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;My favorite of the 3 grand tours, the Giro d&amp;rsquo;Italia starts this Sunday. Last year&amp;rsquo;s winner, Ivan Basso won&amp;rsquo;t be at the starting line. Like so many pretenders to the throne before him, Basso copped a plea in the doping scandal known as &amp;ldquo;Operacion Puerto&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In short, a couple of dozen bags of top pro cyclist&amp;rsquo;s blood were found in the possession of a doctor who was caught in a blood doping ring. Basso, along with other Tour de France favorites Jan Ulrich and Alexander Vinokorov was not allowed to start last year&amp;rsquo;s tour and was eventually let go from the powerhouse CSC team (Which is headed up by former Tour winner Bjarne &amp;ldquo;mister 60&amp;rdquo; Riis. The &amp;ldquo;60&amp;rdquo; referring to his hematocrit level. The legal level is up to 50, and then they suspend you because it takes some pharmaceutical assistance to get it up that high. Lucky for Bjarne, he got out of the sport before they instituted this rule.). Last fall, Basso signed on with Lance Armstrong&amp;rsquo;s former team, Discovery, and it looked as though he was on his way back to the top.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Basso had been a favorite of mine because he embodied what I loved about the sport. He was tough as nails, gracious, self-sacrificing for his teammates, and could climb like an angel. He was the only rider who could rise to the challenge of riding shoulder to shoulder with Lance Armstrong in Lance&amp;rsquo;s last two Tours. Armstrong and Basso became close friends in 2004 when, during the Tour, Basso learned that his mother was diagnosed with cancer. When he won last year&amp;rsquo;s Giro, it was almost a foregone conclusion that Basso would win the Tour in July.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now he&amp;rsquo;s all done. Caught red handed, so to speak, he&amp;rsquo;s copped a plea, been fired, or resigned from Discovery, and admitted only to &amp;ldquo;attempted&amp;rdquo; doping in preparation for last year&amp;rsquo;s tour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it all sounds hard to follow, it is. It used to take weeks to hear about European race results. After Al Gore invented the internet, you could get results within days, and now you can keep up live, with video and everything. But now, the drug scandals have overtaken the racing and it&amp;rsquo;s all sort of a drag. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It all has me wondering, is there a sport that isn&amp;rsquo;t infected with doping of some sort? I&amp;rsquo;m starting to have my doubts (As I look at my 2nd Starbucks venti bold of the morning)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>It's a Sonny day</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Hells Angel.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;This was done for a book review of Hell's Angels founder Sonny Barger's autobiography. Another from my &amp;quot;trying to be an oil painter&amp;quot; period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The book is pretty much what you'd expect - Lots of tales of badass derring do and mayhem of all sorts. My favorite stuff was how he described threatening kick Hunter Thompson's butt while Thompson was writing his breakthrough &amp;quot;Hell's Angels&amp;quot; even though Thompson's book would put both parties on the map.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I find that I'm attracted to thugs and derelicts of all stripes. Since I can't afford real art, and I'm totally self obssessed, I have a lot of my work hanging in the house. My kids are probably more familiar with what I like to call &amp;quot;Badass Culture&amp;quot; than the more worthy recipients of historical recognition. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm probably the same as those white collar Harley types. I like to paint these guys, but I wouldn't last long around them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sonny face.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Short Cuts</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Altman.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;I had the good fortune of getting a piece into American Illustration this year. The piece was unusual for me in that I normally get pretty anal in how &amp;quot;finished&amp;quot; a final is. My favorite part of the process (after the idea itself) is just plain old fashioned drawing. The spontaneity of a good sketch is hard to beat, and layers of paint won't make it any better, just more colorful. In my opinion anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;So I'll be trying out a fresh approach and we'll see if it works. It's fun to change it up sometimes.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-04-22T01:44:20+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Sox vs. Yanks</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Fenway.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;There&amp;rsquo;s nothing like Fenway Park on a nice summer evening. After the weather we had this past week, the mid 70&amp;rsquo;s temperatures were like a gift. Almost as good a gift as a Red Sox vs. Yankees 3 game stand at Fenway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My son Liam is turning 7 this week and he&amp;rsquo;s a Red Sox fanatic so I thought I&amp;rsquo;d get us both tickets to the Big Game. We had the honor of seeing a David Ortiz homer and watching Jeter strike out. But of course, best of all was the fine cuisine: Hot Dogs, Cotton Candy, Cracker Jacks, Peanuts, Ice Cream, soda and beer. (I only let Liam drink Bud Lite)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sox won, 7-5.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dale-Liam Fenway.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Fat guy.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Junk food.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Wall Street Journal</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/PursuitsCover plain.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;It was Drawger weekend in the Pursuits section of the WSJ this weekend. I landed on the front, with Michael Sloan over there, and Joe Ciardello inside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The AD was Susan McDermott, who I always enjoy working with. It feels like she trusts me to just do my thing and that's usually when the best work happens. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think that when they were having their brainstorm session to decide the content, David Bamundo coughed several times, subliminally mixing in &amp;quot;Dale Stephanos&amp;quot;. It worked.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Pursuits cover.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-04-13T15:34:48+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Belated piggyback</title>
        <link>http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/index.php?section=comments&amp;article_id=3232</link>
        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/CF1.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;This is in response to Sterling Hundley's post a few days ago on the Illustration Academy. I had this at my old blog, but I thought the Drawger crowd might appreciate it more than my former audience.(My mother)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;Chris Payne is one of my favorite illustrators. I attended a couple of weeks at the Illustration Academy in KC a few years ago, and I had the privilege of sitting across from Chris for a week. He did a few demos, and told a lot of great stories about his life as an illustrator. Come to think of it, he told great stories about EVERYTHING. I enjoyed the fact that he seasoned his amiable mid western accent with perfectly placed obscenities. Although I didn't really get to know him, I thoroughly enjoyed the CF Payne Experience. I still drop some of his quotes just to make my wife roll her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first thing Chris did when he entered the studio was to pull out this big 10 pound blob of color and plop it on the desk. It's his palette, and I think it has paint on it from every job he's ever done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The coolest thing was getting to watch while he worked on an actual job. It was a Mad magazine cover.(At the time, I thought that if I could do a cover for Mad I could pack it in and call it a life. It was a goal I'd dream of, but I didn't think it would ever happen. Within 2 months I had done my first Mad cover). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The thing I remember most was how hard he worked. I heard some really smart college kid say &amp;quot;He's not showing us his real secrets during the demos&amp;quot;. I said to this kid, &amp;quot;You know how when we go to lunch, Chris keeps working? And when we take our afternoon break Chris keeps working? And when we go to dinner Chris keeps working? And when we're done at 9pm and go out for a beer Chris keeps working? And when we go back to the studio at 9 am and Chris is there working? THAT'S the secret step he does't show you during the demo&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot; /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;(Gulp)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/CF2.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/CF3.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Mob Tie</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sopranos full.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: left;&quot;&gt;This is something that got whacked early in life, but I decided to give it another chance at life and use it as a postcard. If it doesn't go out there and earn, I'll give it two in the hat and you'll never see it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;I'm not one of those &amp;quot;It's not as good as it used to be&amp;quot; Sopranos viewers. I think the heart of the show lies in Tony's hopeless attempts at growth. For me, the mob hit scenes are okay, but not as memorable as the subtle elements of family, work, and the intersection of the two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, the end is near.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Soprano sketch.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Tony Face.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Tony Tie.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Janice.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>A Big Fat Greek Easter</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Tyropeta.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Actually, there weren't any fatties there, but if you've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, you get the basic idea of what Easter was like today around here. It's all true!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My wife made her signature appetizer - Tyropeta. It's filo dough filled with feta cheese and something else. She won't tell me what. That's one of the things I really get a kick out of. There's a subtle but very real competition among the greek women to make the best dish. You hear things like &amp;quot;Oh, this is great, what's the recipe&amp;quot;?, &amp;quot;Oh, you just make the dough and then maybe ten minutes&amp;quot;. There are more non answers and obfuscating than a White House press conference.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm Irish on my mother's side and greek on my father's. We weren't raised with a lot of the greek culture, so I've enjoyed it more as a tourist than a native, which cuts both ways. &amp;quot;Dale&amp;quot; is obviously not a greek name, so when I meet a member of the family I've never met before(yes, after 27 years, I meet people in my wife's family I've never met before. Talk about &amp;quot;It takes a village&amp;quot;), it usually goes like this: (Imagine a greek accent) &amp;quot;Dale? Dale&amp;quot; What is Dale? Is not a GREEK name&amp;quot;, and then a look of disappointment, then &amp;quot;But STEPHANOS! Yes, STEPHANOS is GREEK! VERY GOOD!&amp;quot; and then a hug and a kiss and on to the next.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good thing is I'm a pretty skinny SOB and all the yiayias keep pushing food on me, so making a pig out of myself at these things is no problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OPA!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Ornette Coleman</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/ornette coleman 360.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Marc Burckhardt's Medal of Arts post describing how he met, among other VIP's, Ornette Coleman reminded me of this piece I did a long while back. It's just pure fanboy art, and the only egg tempera I've ever done.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Ornette face.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Classic Hits</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Red Sox Nation.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Roberto Parada's post inspired me to trot out this oldie. I painted this after the crushing Red Sox loss to the Yanks in the '03 playoffs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I remember talking with my brother on the phone (he was at a bar, I was at home biting my nails into stumps) toward the end of the game. My brother was screaming that we'd won it, and it was all over, but I had a sinking feeling as Pedro Martinez started to&amp;nbsp; falter. As I remember it ( I'm no BB historian, so I could be wrong), they finally pulled Pedro, and Wakefield threw a meatball for Boone to homer off. Head in my hands, I slunk off my chair, muttering &amp;quot;Nonononononono&amp;quot; to an empty house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sigh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess 2 good things came from that night. It brightened up a very dark time for Roberto, and I did this painting in reaction. I used this as a mailer and I'm still getting jobs from it. This one image has brought in more business than most of the advertising I've ever done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was on my way to doing a book about the inevitable failure of the Sox every fall, and wouldn't you know it, they turn around and win the World Series in the middle of my project. So now I'm changing all those &amp;quot;B&amp;quot;s on the caps to &amp;quot;C&amp;quot;s.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-04-02T01:46:59+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>This is the Year!</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Dice-K.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Really! It really is this time. Dice-K is here to prove that '04 wasn't a fluke and the Red Sox are the real thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or not. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I really want to do is go hang out at Fenway a few times this year. On a nice summer night, there is no better place in the world, no matter what the score is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Play Ball!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Grown Men Who Shave Their Legs</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Marblehead.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;It's a very diverse crowd that shows up on race day. You have carpenters, accountants, pilots, former pros, hedge fund managers, and even artists. I probably wouldn't know a lot of these guys if I bumped into them on the street, because we're always in helmets and glasses. But throw them in spandex and throw them on a bike, and I'll bet I could identify every Masters racer's ass in New England.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the start of every race I look around at all the other 40 year old men who shave their legs and spend thousands of dollars on equipment and hundreds of hours training, and I think &amp;quot;What the hell is wrong with us&amp;quot;? We drive hours out of our way to get in a few hours of nearly unbearable suffering. These folks might look like skinny MoFo's, but they're really tough bastards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So today was the first real race around these parts. It's a team sport, and you decide before the race who everyone else will work for. I came in mid pack, but we got our sprinter across the line in 2nd.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>Scotch and Cigars?</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Studio overhead.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;A lot of you have shown me your, so I'll show you mine.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <title>We're gonna have a little talk.</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Mario Puzo 500.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;I&amp;rsquo;m working on a Sopranos piece right now, which made me think of another job I did a while back on the godfather of the mob genre, that&amp;rsquo;s right, The Godfather.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This was done around the time Mario Puzo, the author of the Godfather books died, and the article examined Puzo&amp;rsquo;s impact on our view of the Mafia (You know, it doesn&amp;rsquo;t really exist!) as well as the Mafia&amp;rsquo;s own self image.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a dispute between the AD and the Editor. The AD ended up with his you know what in his mouth, tied up in the trunk of his car with two in the hat and thrown into the East River. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The AD wanted an image of Marlon Brando, because he&amp;rsquo;s instantly recognizable as the Godfather. The editor wanted an image of Mario Puzo because &amp;ldquo;The article is about Mario Puzo, not Marlon Brando&amp;rdquo;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a lot of reference of both guys and tried to do a mash up of the two (even though that term wouldn&amp;rsquo;t come into use for another 6 years or so). Also, I got the book and tore pages out and matte mediumed them down on the canvas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They loved the final. The AD said &amp;ldquo;Great Brando&amp;rdquo; and the editor said &amp;ldquo;Great Puzo&amp;rdquo;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is back when I was trying to be an oil painter. I remember that I&amp;rsquo;d always try to be making things finer, smoother, more realistic. Now that I work digitally it&amp;rsquo;s the opposite. I try to leave some kind of evidence that a hand created the work.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Mario Puzo detail.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-03-28T01:11:25+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Torturing kids is fun</title>
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        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Sanjaya500.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Just in case you didn't appreciate Steve Brodner's person of the day series, you will after this.

I spend my mornings ricocheting between Howard Stern and NPR while catching up on important news in the papers and of course, Drawger. On Stern’s show, they’re excited about a website called votefortheworst.com, whose mission is to subvert the voting process on American Idol by, you guessed it, voting for the worst person there.

The consensus “worst” by far this season is this poor kid Sanjaya. Each week he survives, he looks more shocked than anyone. He’s like a black hole when it comes to charisma and talent. I think what started out as a wonderful experience will turn into the defining ugly episode in his life. My heart goes out to him.

American Idol is one of the few prime time shows that I’m comfortable watching with my children. After the initial audition period at least, where they routinely humiliate those self-delusional, attention seeking souls who just want some attention. But even at 6 and 9 years old, my kids recognize that Sanjaya should be put out of his misery and voted off. Last week, my daughter moaned “My GOD, what is America DOING”?

Wait until she’s old enough to understand politics!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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        <dc:date>2007-03-27T01:39:08+00:00</dc:date>
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        <title>Where's the credit?</title>
        <link>http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/index.php?section=comments&amp;article_id=3064</link>
        <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.drawger.com/dalestephanos/images/Willie Nelsondrawger.jpg&quot; hspace=&quot;5&quot;&gt;Everyone was so complimentary about the Si