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Opinionator, New York Times
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We've seen this huge, clunky waste of real estate for a while now. Don't quote me, but its high time for an opinion.
It took me one guess. Franklin mother fucking gothic. Did you know Franklin gothic was named after Ben Franklin? By all biographical accounts, Franklin, although revered, was no saint. He had an eye for the ladies; despite the fact that he was married. He was said to have consorted with a number of ladies outside of his marriage and was not above paying for whores every now and then. In addition to being a member of the Freemasons, an ancient fraternity linked to the occult, Franklin was also a member of "The Hellfire Club," when he lived in England. The Hellfire Club was an exclusive, English club that met sporadically during the mid 18th century. Its purpose, at best, was to mock traditional religion and conduct orgies.
While the above factoid may be just an opinion or a complete fabrication made up entirely in my mind, the fact thus remains; the current design Opinionator graphic sucks Ben's giant balls. New York Times, take this free key (sorry) and let us please electrocute (sorry) this testicular cancer and handle opinionator more astutely, carefully, and with both hands. yer lovin', F
the recycled (s)crap i used for this. from real simple and ad age jobs. good night. thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow.


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