New technology allows my art into your phone.
I'm proud to announce that you can now download my art into your telephone. Rotary dial only. Sure anyone can work for the cell phone market but what about the untapped gold in rotor-dial phones just waiting for coolness? Just mail me $3.99 and your phone number, I'll call you up and add the image just inside your phone. You won't be able to see it, but it will be there and you will be suddenly part of the cool set. Honest it works.