Granny's Punk-Ass Pants
When I was a kid my Grandparents moved to Miami Beach leaving behind all their old winter clothes. Occasionally I would snoop around in storage finding old moth-balled treasures.
OMG! My Granny's old checkered pants fit me! They are totally Punk-Ass!
Yay! I have new pants! I'll bet they're from Bergdorf Goodman...
Yay! New pants, itchy pants, checkered past pants!...
Torn and worn, now they're MY Punk-Ass pants! I'm ready for Art School!