I'd like to register a complaint.

Firstly, to the hardworking engineers at General Electric: Your portable air conditioning unit is, in fact, NOT " Allowing me to enjoy cool, comfortable air anywhere". What it IS serving up could best be  charitibly described as 'coolish' and is frankly little different than what a 19 dollar window fan would likely provide.

Second, Al Gore: You might have released your expose of global warming in the WINTER, at which point I might have made arrangements to move North before the sun actually landed on NYC, which brings me to-

Third: The Sun. Seriously. Are you kidding? Back off, Buster!