DECEMBER 27, 2008
Herein, a mercifully short fairy tale for your reading and viewing pleasure.
There once was a handsome prince (actually, he was a very unattractive troll with few marketable skills).
A loathsome, fire breathing worm had been causing problems, so he engaged it in bloody combat.
Amazingly, with only a stick drawn with a purple crayon (was it Harolds?) he sliced the monster into sushi-sized bits and left the smoking mess for someone else to clean up (what can you say, he's a troll). The end.