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JANUARY 11, 2010

The Tale of My Keeper Of Cats
(a randomly generated and edited ballad. Get your own here.)
It began on a salty Friday midnight:
I was the most winsome tern around,
She was the most inscrutable keeper of cats.

She was my pilot,
My inscrutable pilot,
My keeper of cats.

We used to run so well together, back then.
We wanted to walk together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one midnight, one salty midnight,
We walked too much.
Together we swindled the locksmith.
It was swift, so swift.

She grew so wonderful.
That salty Friday midnight.
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