Okay, it's called Monarch White. Why does it look like Cat Piss Sorbet when I put it on my walls? I know to expect a pale color to look darker on a larger surface, but really.

Back to the hardware store..!It's going to be stripes. I had them before, just different colors. Right now, it looks like a nursery with all these off-whites. But I have faith. I'm going to the store for a quart of Rice. Can't get much more neutral than that..!!

There I was up on the ladder, my poor bruised body (see previous article), painting these curves with a brush, all for nought..! I'm hiring someone to do the living room.