Glenn Beck has been recently caught with his hand in a pot of gold. He has been shilling for a gold merchant on and off the commercial breaks of his show. This makes a kind of sense. Wouldn’t you want to buy gold from an expert? Joel Cheatwood, Fox VP (is that great or what?) says he’s not a real spokesman. But he was listed as such on the gold company’s website. And of course, gold is important if you want to be a Conquistador. Like in Florida, where he’s working hard to defeat Charlie Crist, seen here in a new piece for American Prospect, being Tea-boarded.
The text from Lewis Carroll:
"Have you guessed the riddle yet?", the Hatter said. "No, I give it up.", Alice replied: "What's the answer?" "I haven't the slightest idea.", said the Hatter. "Nor I", said the March Hare. This piece of rudeness was more than Alice could bear . . .
"The last time she saw them they were trying to put the Dormouse into the teapot. "It's the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life."